I'm a Superhero

Shortly after Robert was born, my comic book loving daughter decided that I'm a superhero called, "The Mommy." My sidekicks are, "Sister Girl," "The Papa" and "The Joninator" (next best thing to the Terminator). Though I can't leap tall buildings in a single bound, I can, with the help of my faithful sidekicks, rescue "The Baby" from starvation, wet diapers and other mysterious maladies that cause unhappiness. The only flaw in this scenario is that if we're the superhero and sidekicks, that makes Robert, like Lois Lane, the damsel in distress.